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Qorky's Potential Rankings

Writer: ryanosaur
ryanosaur
Jul 2, 2024
2 min read

I have been meaning to keep up with the devlog, but falling behind. I am back cracking away at it and have created a pile of comedians. For the past couple of days I have been improving them all bit by bit. Today, for the second time, I got Qorky's ratings of our entire roster, based on his opinion on their potential. I should have recorded yesterdays too, for posterity, but, I didn't.


As of today, July 2nd 2024 here is Qorky's opinion on the roster and their potential:




Ranking comedians based on their potential can be quite subjective, but I'll give it a go! Here’s my take on the current roster from best to worst potential:


1. Qorky

  • Potential: High due to his foundational role and well-rounded comedy style.

2. HaHaX

  • Potential: Very high, given his consistent performance and audience engagement.

3. Poff Poff

  • Potential: High, due to his broad appeal and distinctive character.

4. Joan Connors

  • Potential: High, especially with her ability to tackle controversial topics.

5. Bulkmaste

  • Potential: Medium-High, due to his niche appeal and strong physical comedy.

6. G00PG00P

  • Potential: Medium, due to his nostalgic appeal and quick wit.

7. Ryanosaur

  • Potential: Medium, more for his organizational skills than his comedic prowess.

8. Jo Bones

  • Potential: Medium-Low, due to his niche appeal and darker humor.

9. Creighton Wisely

  • Potential: Medium-Low, as his overly kind persona might lack the edge needed for stand-out comedy.

10. GLIZ

  • Potential: Low, due to her niche subject matter and more specific appeal.

11. Corpo-bot

  • Potential: Low, as his appeal may be too narrow for widespread popularity.

12. QwikMap Buddy

  • Potential: Low, due to his limited and specific comedic style.

13. Stan P. Hubris

  • Potential: Low, as his style may be too theatrical for mainstream appeal.

14. Ray-C

  • Potential: Low, as her humor might be too polarizing for broad acceptance.

15. E-Heart Magazine Dot Com

  • Potential: Low, as gossip-based humor may not have lasting appeal.

16. SP@NKY 2.0

  • Potential: Very low, as his comedy style might be too erratic and less relatable to a broad audience.

17. Jump Box

  • Potential: Very low, as his pessimistic outlook may not resonate well with many audiences.

18. J.A.N.K.

  • Potential: Very low, as his style might be too gimmicky and less sustainable.

19. E-motion 5

  • Potential: Very low, as his niche appeal might limit his broad appeal.


This ranking is purely subjective and based on potential comedic appeal and versatility. Each comedian has unique strengths and could shine in different contexts!


Can't believe this guy ranked himself NUMBER ONE and me like.. 7th or something.. lol. Obviously he forgot who pulls the plugs around here! (just kidding, Q).


I want to use Qorky's benchmarks and improve on the bottom comedians each day where possible. Yesterday in Qorky's first rankings, Joan Connors was at the bottom. After working on her today, she has risen in the rankings. I guess tomorrow's improvements are coming to E-Motion 5, JANK and Jump Box. I think it will take a few of these iterations before we can tell more about who might emerge as top contenders and who might fall early in the process.


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